karmakiller (comments)

I guess it's just my natural charm.

Yeah? Say it.

I like your new profile picture.

Oh yeah, ha ha. Moni showed me 'cause I didn't know what show my sig was from.

Heh, what's the soup? If it's some Nick Jr. thing I have no clue

Wait which one the sparta one or the dancing kid one

Ha ha, it's fun...

I wasn't going to tell you this, but yeah. He called me up while you were sedated and we were both making fun of you.

No, I gained a sixth toe from these botched instructions I found on Google to remove a brain tumor. Turns out I read them upside down so I started on my feet instead of my head.

It's complicated.

I see. I just do all of my surgeries myself. (You were probably wondering why I have six toes.)

Okay, and I'll teach you Japanese, Persian, and French. No country would be safe from our espionage. What are you on medication for?

I'm only quadrilingual, and German isn't one of them.

How have you been?

Hey there Dee!

Okay, out of respect for your wishes, I won't say ma'am. But did I ever tell you that a popular dance is the MAMbo? By the way, MAMbas are venemous snakes. Also, MAMmoths have been extinct for many years. And MAMmals nurse their young.

Don't patronize me, ma'am.

Passing out is one of the best parts of training, besides vomiting and death.

Yes. That's why you should eat breakfast first. When your body is in a deficit (which you are after sleeping for hours without food), it oxidizes amino acids from protein pools, which leads to oxidizing the muscle tissue itself for energy, or muscle catabolism. The next time food is eaten, muscle tissue will continue to deteriorate while lipase enzymes are triggered to convert the fatty acids into triacylglycerols, which is a survival mechanism to preserve valuable fat stores and burn off muscle mass. This is what the mainstream fitness bunnies never address when they posit that running before breakfast "targets" fat.

lol

dude what are you doing in yoru picture LOL. are those raffle tickets. haha